Traffic jams are the best way to test your spiritual progress – if you remain calm, composed, cheerful during the traffic jam – whatever is your “spiritual” practice is working. I got to test mine on 11th August 2022 as I was rushing back to Mumbai from Nasik alone in my car for some urgent work and got stuck for 6 hours to get from Nasik to Thane (which normally takes less than 3 hours). Sharing a few valuable insights from the most recent traffic jam experience.
1. Nothing is urgent, everything can wait and even if it can’t there’s not much you can do about it
2. You can’t run away from your fate – what will happen, will happen
3. The best time to practice zen is when you are in a traffic jam in midst of pouring rain, with no end in sight, with a slight opening in your car wind shield bringing the rain water inside to give you a taste of your own private waterfall
4. Always pee before you get into a car for a long drive. No guys you can’t pee in a bottle whilst sitting, don’t know about women. You need an elephants bladder and a truck drivers patience, who simply get on with their lives oblivious to the traffic jam since waiting in long queues on roads is normal life for them…
5. Can someone lend me their left knee? Mine is numb pressing the clutch for hours…Why is my car not Automatic transmission?
6. Count your blessings that you are not in the next rickshaw with people packed like a can of sardines with an excuse of a rain curtain not offering any protection from rain
7. Well you need some “me” time, here it is – you’re alone in the car with no-where to go, enjoy your “me” time
8. Have a flask of tea, snacks in the car always. You never know when you may need it.
9. Whatever your view about God is will change – if you are a believer, you will start doubting, if not then you will start believing – it is all directly proportional to the number of hours of the traffic jam…
10. There comes a time when you just want to leave your car and run as Munnabhai says khali pili bheja sala yunhi phadphadaye but… Hence last but not the least, travel by train – avoid cars especially during rains. Na rahega baas, na bajegi basuri…
